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The Deceptive Cadence

by Monkey Typing Pool

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Here’s one I bet you wouldn’t want to meet in the wild The scent of raw meat between the politician’s teeth Slavering over a shivering child At home we find it best to try to keep them in line Some jingling coins and some velvety loins Makes them forget they’re already dying Oh Mr. Perkins, you’ve such a glaring white smile But don’t mind Jim, so secretive and grim You’ll have alligator shoes in a while... Here’s one I bet you wouldn’t want to meet in the wild With a sleight of wrist and the invisible fist He’s anointed the bank vaults in his castles in the sky Clipped wings and a nice little perch will be fine Yesterday’s news is covered up with rotting food You won’t smell it if you just keep on buying... Here’s one I bet you wouldn’t want to meet in the wild…
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Bury the bell— What if it's ringing? No alarms, and no surprises… Lead in the well— What's that you're drinking? Raise a toast to your half-lives. Because…if I go further than others, it's from kicking the balls of those giants, so they fall by the side of the roadway. They think that their brains run so much smoother and then quote some asshole named "Dunning Kruger." Bury the bell— (sink sink sink sink sink sink…) What if it's ringing? (oh well) No alarms, and no surprises… Lead in the well— (drink drink drink drink drink drink…) What's that you're drinking? (so kool) Raise a toast to your half-lives. My GPS says turn right here (beautiful evening…) and drive off the cliff (you can almost see the stars) These pants ain't big enough for the both of us, so I'm wearing them—cover your assets. Forward! Full-speed, torpedoes and angels scattering, rushin' in fear from those snowflakes melting down. Everyone knows news is fake.
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Let me tell you how it will be... All of you is microdecimals of me I am your alphabet, your omegavitamin All your base are belong the golden site I'm in Dare to tell me what you want me to hear Stuff my gullet with interest, if I lend an ear Weigh and measure, see where the marketvane leads Flow to my treasury, compounding interest breeds If a tree falls in a forest and it's unmonetized... What's the sound of one hand clapping...if it's cash-shy? Your value's like a cat in a Schrödinger cage You only live or die depending on the whim of my gaze You wanna take but you can't take until I Deign to make and bake an all-of-it pie One slice for me and—no slice for you Maybe after you're dead, we'll melt your bones into glue If a tree falls... If a tree falls... If a tree falls... If all the trees fall... (Here come the woodchipper!)
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Pardon me (he said)—my flaming hooves have set the carpet on fire. Have sympathy instead—I am used to temperatures so much higher. Since I’ve fallen, they hate and despise me more than rain on a wedding day, but don’t hope you can help to revise me— No hope in hell that I’ll just go away. Out in the yard, she is gardening and tasting some unknown fruit. Dropping her guard, undisheartening some salesman in snake-oiled boots. Well I know I know when I’m dreamin’ and what’s in my tree and such, if it’s high or low or broke even, and which branches make a good crutch. Sorry, madam and Steve, you’ll be needing to leave— No it’s not just the rent or the garments forwent… It would seem that we're falling, falling, falling… It's the inevitable calling, calling, calling… Still me and you, we are nobody’s fools. Dominoes blink, the clock goes blank, and silos’ eyes open wide. ‘Shipping this brink, we flock in ranks to mass and flow, whirled in whirlwind tide. Such joy and freedom, unrooted, thought we’d never, ever be free. Hear our songs, our glory saluted in rainbows of brute gravity. So I think you’ll have guessed with whose presence you’re blessed— All those fates cast to winds and which answers are wins… There’s no question we’re Falling, falling, falling… Sorry nobody’s calling, calling, calling… From on high, we are falling, falling, falling… Can’t touch that dial, no calling, calling, calling… Still me and you, we are nobod—

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released November 30, 2022

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Just one guy with minimal gear whose main goal is to produce songs that sound like things he wants to hear...which, for some reason, no one else has bothered recording yet.

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